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Issue #002

May, 2008

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In This Issue

  • Article and Video on: Dachshund plays with his own ball throwing machine
  • Funny Joke: Things Dachshunds must try to remember
  • Whats New at everything-about-dachshunds.com

Dachshund,Jerry, Plays With Ball Throwing Machine

You have to watch this Dachshund as he plays ball a whole new way. I think it is pretty amazing that he figured out this machine. Watch for yourself and tell me what you think!

Watch Video Here

NPR has an exclusive interview with Jerry's master, the machine's inventor, Lam Ngo.Despite having never made a machine, Ngo set out to invent one that Jerry could use to play fetch all by himself. Ngo, of Cary, N.C., says he spent two years tinkering with parts cannibalized from various machines before hitting on the design for what he calls "Jerry's Ball Machine."

The launcher's key parts include an assembly head from a dot matrix printer, which makes the ball fly straight. It also incorporates a pair of electric screwdrivers, which serve to wind the machine up and release it again. Teaching Jerry to use it was a cinch. "It took about a half a day," Ngo says.

Things Dachshunds Must Try To Remember....

-I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.

-The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.

-I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table.

-I will not roll my toys behind the fridge, behind the sofa or under the bed.

-I must shake the rainwater out of my fur BEFORE entering the house.

-I will not eat the cats' food, before or after they eat it.

-I will stop trying to find the few remaining pieces of clean carpet in the house when I am about to throw up.

-I will not throw up in the car.

-I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell. I will not lick my human's face after eating animal poop.

-"Kitty box crunchies" are not food; although they are tasty, they are not food.

-I will not eat any more socks, Kleenex or napkins, and then redeposit them in the backyard after processing.

-The diaper pail is not a cookie jar.

-I will not wake Mommy up by sticking my cold, wet nose up her bottom end.

-I will not chew my human's toothbrush and not tell them.

-I will not chew crayons or pens, especially not the red ones, or my people will think I am hemorrhaging.

-When in the car, I will not insist on having the window rolled down when it's raining outside.

-We do not have a doorbell. I will not bark each time I hear one on TV.

-I will not steal my Mom's underwear and dance all over the back yard with it.

-The sofa is not a face towel. Neither are Mom & Dad's laps.

-My head does not belong in the refrigerator.

-I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Dad's driver's license and car registration.

-I will not roll around in the dirt right after getting a bath.

-Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is not an acceptable way of saying "hello."

-I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch when company is over.

-The cat is not a squeaky toy; so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.

-I will never again mess with a skunk. I now accept that they have every right to come into my yard. However, I will encourage my cat to attack them.

If your Dachshund is anything like mine this Joke is so true. I just could not stop laughing when I read it so I thought I would share it with all of you! Hope it brings a smile to your face as well.

What’s New?

We have been very busy with our website lately, adding a lot of new pages and content. Check back with us often at everything-about-dachshunds.com to read new articles and information. Some of the new pages this month consist of…

Free Printable Cards - Print out Birthday, Anniversary, Christmas and Halloween cards right from home. They all have a fun Dachshund theme to them.

Dachshund Rescues - Before buying a Dachshund from a breeder, check out the Dachshund rescues. Rescues have Dachshunds of all ages, sizes, colors, and personalities. Give a needy Dachshund a second chance for happiness.

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Dachshund Pics - Check out our updated story and pictures on Pink the pig, raised buy a Dachshund. Remember to send in your Dachshund pics to us! We will post them on our site and make a page just for you and your Dachshund. Follow the directions at the bottom of the pics page to send them in.

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